I'm actually kind of psyched about this product. I'm really hoping they plan to come out with companion products. I can see them now:
Get that extra roll of belly fat you've always dreamed of, built in to a lovely tank top!
When two chins just aren't enough, wear our custom turtleneck with stackable extra chins, wear 2 or 3 depending on your mood!
My absolute favorite thing about this product though, is the sizing. The sizing they use is:
Small = Sweet
Medium = Sweeter
Large = Sweetest
Extra Large = Super Sweet
I've decided that since I have a gigantic ass, I will henceforth refer to it as my "Mega Ultra Wicked Freaking Sweet" ass. I think I like this new terminology.